BB McPup Goes to Granmaw's

Hi peoples! It's me, BB McPup! Guess what? Just before that Krissmas day, my dad told me BB McPup was gonna get a real speshul treat. I was excited 'cause I was good. I ran an sat by my biskit jar. Dad started laughin'. He told me the speshul treat was dad and mom were gonna take BB McPup to that Florida place to visit my granmaw! I was so excited I ran and got my stick and my ball and sat by the door. "BB's goin' to granmaw's!" I barked at the squirrels. But I had to go to bed and have dark first, dad said.

Finely, mom turned the lights on and dad put me and my crate in the car thing. Guess we wasn't gonna walk to that Florida place like granmaw didn't walk to my house.

Finely, after seventy twelve days in the car thing, we stopped in a little road that stopped under a house in a tree. Dad let me out and I had to climb up a lots a steps and then guess what! There was granmaw waiting for me this time!!

"Here I am, granmaw! BB McPup came forty nineteen hundred miles to see you in the Florida place!" Granmaw was soooo happy to see BB McPup! I was soooo glad to see granmaw, too!

BB McPup is so embarrassed! Mom said Krissmas has to be red. Whatever that is. So I had to wear this silly lookin' coat to show my peoples friends McPup was ready for Krissmas. At least, dad didn't let mom and granmaw put a silly santa sock on my head. I'm gonna ask granmaw if I can take this coat off. Don't need a coat in this Florida place anyway. Maby I'll get a biskit for doin this. I'll let you peoples know.

BB had a great Krissmas surprise! A new granmaw showed up in the Florida place. Mom said my granmaw has a mom too which is my greater granmaw. So many new peoples all 'cause of the shelter place that took me from the streets when I was lost an couldn't walk real good. My new greater granmaw loves me too and she calls me my Barkley name! I make her laugh lots like my old granmaw. Maby that laughin' thing is herited from moms? I didn't know my McPup mom. Guess I herited barkin' instead.

An lookie, peoples! More new peoples!

This are "friend-turned-family" (that's what granmaw said whatever that means) peoples named Russ an Lee. That's what my granmaw told me. She 'dopted them. But I don't think they were in a shelter for peoples cause granmaw told me Russ was a writer peoples like her. Whatever that is. Granmaw calls Lee 'sisser' so I gets fused. But sisser musta made Russ wear a silly red Krissmas coat, too. Maby he'll get a biskit cause he didn't take it off like me. I love him anyway. I spose you can tell by lookin' at me lookin' at him.

This is the bestest place in the hole wide world. Whatever that is. It's called a dog beach an it's at the ocean thing. I had the bestest time of my hole life! I made a girlfriend right off an there was so many peoples who let me sit on their sand beds and gave me good water cause the ocean water had salt in it. Whatever that is.

Dad couldn't get pictures but only of my butt end cause I was runnin' all over so fast. When he membered he was sposed to take pictures it was too late. I wanna move my crate there forever and ever. Even in dark. I was the last McPup to leave. I think.

Granmaw said I could come and live in the Florida place with her and she'd take me to the dog beach evry day. But mom and dad said no cause they love me too much to leave me here. Granmaw said they could stay too but they said no again cause they gotta do the work thing to buy my biskits. I bet granmaw would buy my biskits anyways. We went two times to the dog beach and I met thirtyhundredsix McPups and lots a peoples too. There's lots a peoples in this world place. I think. More than McPups.

Oh an I almost forgot. My granmaw has cats too. But I didn't get to play with em cause theys grumpy and moved unner granmaw's bed cept at dark when I was in my crate. I don't unnerstand why cats don't wanna play with me. I wouldn't bite 'em or nuthin. Maby they don't know that. Dum cats. Granmaw loves cats too, tho. Granmaw loves everything even little tiny things called lizzies. I like em too. They run faster than me. As much as I played outside in granmaw's big yard I couldn't get a lizzie to play with me neither. So I played ball and stick. An granmaw got me a 'shake it up' rope for Krissmas. But wait'll I show you the ball tree!

Florida is a strangest place than the Pennsylvania place. It's almost hot some days even at the Krissmas time. I like it. I don't like cold days at all. I think I'll ask dad if I can earn two biskits for doing my business outside at home now. Maby dad should get a biskit too 'cause he has to do the pooper bag patrol. Whatever that is. I'll ask mom. Granmaw is laughin' again.

Anyways, look at this, peoples. Granmaw has a flower so big BB can almost hide behind it. Maby its to eat too. But the most strangest is the ball tree. Granmaw calls em ornges and you can eat em. I'd rather chase em. She let me help pick em off the tree, tho. Then she was makin' something called juce. I think. The balls had to go in a masheen thing and then the balls got poured in a cup and mom and dad drink it and drink it. Dad said Pennsylvania doesn't grow ornge balls on trees like the Florida place and he loves the juce so he has gotta drink a lots wile he can. One day dad picked big yellow balls off anuther tree and granmaw put them in the masheen and then mom didn't like the juce anymore. I didn't know colors had a taste. Whatever that is. I didn't get any juce but I didn't care cause I just like playin' with granmaw. She took me for a walk to the pond and there was ducks, she called em, there. Ducks didn't wanna play with BB McPup neither. Peoples love me and the other McPups at the dog beach did too so I won't worry bout cats and ducks anyway.

BB McPup has the saddest face again. Mom said we have to leave granmaw's and go in the car thing back to Pennsylvania today. Dad all ready put my crate in. An he put his bicycles back on the carrier. My dad races bikes like the Lance man. Whatever that is. Mom said we been in the Florida place for near two weeks. I think. I'm a lucky McPup tho. Spent lots a time with granmaw and greater granmaw and my new peoples friends. Went to the dog beach, had a girlfriend. Went to the ice cream store two times. I did get my own cup again too. Granmaw spoils me. Mom and dad said so. Whatever that is. Got to go to the shoppin' square and the Florida place state park hike trail, too. I didn't get to see an alleygator tho. An I had lots a fun in granmaw's big yard.

I guess I'll go to my house now and sleep on granmaw's bed. No cats unner that one. Granmaw isn't laughin' anymore, tho. This leavin' the peoples you love is hard for McPups to do too, granmaw. But we'll be together again soonest! I promise cause dad and mom said so. Bye, peoples. Til next time soonest.

Love,

Barkley Buster McPup Haley

BB McPup