Hi innernet peoples! BB McPup misses you. I not been to my innernet place since the purpul flowers were in my yard. My dad makes me earn my biskits helpin' him in the yard for that summer place. BB works, I think thats what its called, real hard. I helped mulsh the gardens and we hadda cut a big tree down cause it was ded. I helped take sticks to the wood bile. Member how BB loves sticks? My dad let me keep number three big ones for play time. That was almost better'n the biskits!

Number one day, BB hurt my leg workin so hard and my mom said I could take the rest of the day off. Not run off, just off'n work. I wud never run off 'cause my mom and dad would do that cry thing peoples do. They love BB McPup bunches a lot. Dad says BB McPup is the best pup at the Pup Park! I don't know what best means cause some other peoples said their bull dogs from an england place was best too. But my granmaw says BB McPup is best too an my granmaw is a very smart peoples. So I will lissen to my granmaw. My granmaw can make orange balls grow on a tree in that Florida place! That is real smart, doncha think? But BB even has bestest stuff to tell you, peoples! I'm so cited!

Do you member BB's birthday was made number sixteen in that August place? Dad says it is now that August place and I got to have a party at the Pup Park cause it's number sixteen in that tomorrow place. Member how much I loved granmaw's pup park by the big water? Oshen, I think it was. Well, my mom and dad found me a pup park in this Pennslyvania place too! I had a BB McPup Pup Park Birthday Party! Mom taked pitchurs of BB and my frens. BB McPup is the lukiest Shelter pup ever was.

I got lots of frens at my party but we don't have a big water with sand stuff, we got greene grass instead. BB McPup loves and loves and loves my pup frens. Mom said that is okay cause pups gotta have other pups to talk our kinda talk and play with othur pups. Pups need pups, not dum ol' cats like granmaw's. Those cats were not much for playin with BB like my pup frens are. 

My bestest birthday present surprise BB wants to tell you peoples frens was when the Pup Party stopped and we was home. Mom and dad told BB my granmaw is comin to the Pennsylvania place in number two weeks! Whatever weeks is. Not a bunch a lot a days cause my dad said so in peoples talk and my dad dont talk the stuff that not be troo. Just like pups. BB lerned that is troo when I dint get my biskit for not bein good like dad said. Then dad said my granmaw is gonna stay in her bed at BB's house for number two months! Mom said months are bigger than weeks. She splaned it was a bunch a lot a days and they was gonna take BB and granmaw to some Maine place. Wherever that is. Mabee granmaw will make an orange ball tree in the Maine place!

BB's Birthday at the Pup Park Party was the bestest a pup ever had. And granmaw's comin' with a 'shake it up' rope is even bestest than that. Mabee granmaw will help me rite you peoples a story in that Maine place. Here's my pitchurs, peoples frens. BB McPups loves you all out there on my innernet place. Bye for this day. BB is the tiredest pup.

 

Barkley Buster McPup Haley

 

P.S. peoples. I almost forgetted. Did you peoples get your own shelter pup yet? Theys still waitin' for peoples to take them home if you forgot. Number one of my frens told me so cause that fren was at the shelter just like me and his peoples came to take him to there own house just like my mom and dad. Yup, my fren told me so. Thats the trooth too. Pups don't know how to say stuff that not be troo so I know it is cause he said it in pup talk. I think that is how mom splaned it. But mom still don't know all the pup talk but she knew it anyhow so mom must be smarter than granmaw. I will ask 'em when granmaw comes. Bye again. BB still loves you since before.